diff --git a/.config/zsh/completions/_puttmpninja b/.config/zsh/completions/_puttmpninja
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+++ b/.config/zsh/completions/_puttmpninja
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+#compdef puttmpninja
+
+_arguments '-h[short help text]' '*:file:_files'
+
+# Local Variables:
+# mode: shell-script
+# End:
diff --git a/.config/zsh/functions/puttmpninja b/.config/zsh/functions/puttmpninja
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+++ b/.config/zsh/functions/puttmpninja
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+#!/usr/bin/env zsh
+# Put files on a tmp.ninja
+
+setopt LOCAL_OPTIONS ERR_RETURN NO_UNSET PIPE_FAIL
+
+zmodload zsh/zutil
+local -a o_help=()
+zparseopts -D -K -- h=o_help
+if [[ ${#o_help} -ne 0 || ! -v 1 ]]; then
+    ret=$(( ${#o_help} ^ 1 ))
+    print -u $(( 1 + ${ret} )) -l "usage: ${0} [-h] <FILE> …" \
+          "\e[3mFiles on tmp.ninja expire after 48 hours.\e[0m"
+    return ${ret}
+fi
+
+for file in ${@}; do
+    local url=$(curl --progress-bar --form "files[]=@${file}" \
+                     'https://tmp.ninja/upload.php?output=text')
+    print '\e[1;95m→\e[0m' ${url}
+done